2017-08-27

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2017-08-27 12:21 am
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13 Assassins - a movie review in which I am very angry

The following exchange took place in my brain today:
Me: Hey I really miss Yamada Takayuki's face how about I watch a movie with him?
Brain: Yeah, how about 13 Assassins where he has all of ten minutes of screentime?
Me:....
Brain: 8D
Me: Alright fine!

So 13 Assassins is a film by Takashi Miike (of "Crows Zero" fame and infamous for my personal experience with "Terraformars"). It's about 13 dudes needing to assassinate a badshit insane evil sadistic guy and... that's... basically it.

In case you can't tell I'm very disappointed )

This was an incredibly messy review, and I apologize but I needed to get this out of my system. HMPFH.