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nessaniel ([personal profile] nessaniel) wrote2008-12-03 04:14 pm

stolen from lifti...

Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

Last Friday I pushed [personal profile] lifthrael in the mud (-17 points). Last Sunday I put gum in [personal profile] eientei's hair (-12 points). Last Monday I bought porn for [profile] kaokaopulver (-10 points). Last Wednesday I gave [profile] meroham a wet willie, then I took it back (-5 points). Last week I donated bone marrow to [profile] meroham in a life-saving procedure (300 points).

Overall, I've been nice (256 points). For Christmas I deserve a new dolly!

Sincerely,
nessaniel


I think I should get rewarded for buying porn....