Wieso gibt es keine Warnaufkleber für Zombiephobiker?

( Achtung, Spoiler für Uncharted 1 )

It's that time of the year again, the time where I have to motivate myself for university stuff

(They just don't make intros like this anymore which is a shame. You hear this and get ready to actually get stuff done!!!)

That's what I'm listening to over and over again and I keep telling myself:
Tony Stark is a physics genius. So he is/was good at studying.
Bruce Banner is a scientist. So he is/was good at studying.
Clint Barton is at least good at sports. So he is good at self discipline.
Black Widow... omg, Scarlet Johannson, I need to fap. SHE IS AWESOME!!!! 
Steve Rogers is... uhm... he can read, right? And he has awesome leader qualities.
Thor Odinsson is...Okay, I'm Thor.