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[nessaniel]

God fucking damn it stupid USO girl cosplay hat, I'm gonna kill everyone and their mum why won't this stupid fabric behave and why do I suck at sewing so extremely baldly and why in the world do I need a shiny hat, God I hate this thing. And all just for a movie premier, you stupid fucking movie, what is wrong with you and your ridiculously attractive cast anyway and why can't I think of anything else anymore than movie movie movie and cosplay cosplay cosplay. GAWD!

- The joys of Cosplay by Kiwi 

Edit: Oh and I also hate my boobs. My boobs are terrible: too big and fat to fit into anything that doesn't scream "LOOK AT ME I AM THE MIGHTY BRA HOLDER AND I AM CLEARLY VISIBLE UNDER EVERY PIECE OF CLOTHING YOU CHOOSE!" No one sells neckholder bras in this size, no one, I tell ya. I'm gonna go all Wonder Woman on mine and cut them off, I swear to God.   

- The joys of having a clothing size that is absolutely underrepresented in the fashion industry by Boob the Boober