BEST. FANGIRL. DAY. EVER

[nessaniel]

GUIZ GUIZ GUIZ I CANNOT ANYMORE EVERYTHING IS SUPERWONDERFUL AND SPARKLY AND OHH SO BLOODY AND FULL OF GUNS AND CUTE LITTLE MIDSHIPMEN

*pterodactyl screeching* LET'S TRAUMATIZE THE TEAM PUPPIES GOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!  

I WILL NEVER COME BACK TO REALITY. NEVERRRRRRRRRR.

ARRRRRR!!!!!!!

(I was tempted to buy the special edition of "The Expendables 2" WHICH WOULD HAVE INCLUDED THIS PIECE OF GLORIOUS CLOTH yes cloth!) but urgsh, 30€ seemed a bit too much and yeah I don't think I could have convinced pinku to put this up anywhere. XDDDD)

Comments

[asthenie-vd.livejournal.com]

I've got that same edition! Beware of typos! ^__^(but don't you just love the sparkly cover? And the photo on the back with Captain Dad. :D And I'm never going to give it up even though I one day want the single volumes in hardback, because it's so dorky. What with Hornblower hanging in the ratlines and looking 3597% percent more dashing and daring than he actually is. XD plus, his hair is so fluffy)

[failte-aoife.livejournal.com]

I approve XD

In fact...das sieht aus wie ein guter Grund warum ich von Hornblwer e-books auf TB umsteigen sollte...weil Plot.
Du verstehen? XD

[nessaniel.livejournal.com]

Is that an icon of Sherlock reading a book called "Screw"?
... No, no don't tell me, I will forever believe that that is what it is... XDDD

PLOT! Of course!!! That's what I'm watching the show for and all... not because of the Hornblower!wumping or because of the fluffiness of his hair and his relationships with pretty much all of the supergay British Navy... <33333

[failte-aoife.livejournal.com]

Almost...it says 'slash' XD (Well Slesch if you want to transcribe it exactly).

The British Navy had no heterosexual members. I have only watched/read a bit but I already learned that much XD

[nessaniel.livejournal.com]

Ohhhhh yes, the sparklyness of that edition... I wanted it because it was the cheapest way to get the first three books (poor poor student me xD) but yeaaaaaaaaah okay, the cover with its oversilly concept and OOCness is adorable too.

I imagine a thought bubble over his head:

"OMG THIS SHIP IS SO TALL I AM GETTING SEASICK AGAIN, WHY DID I THINK THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA OMG I AM SO AFRAID HELP ME DADDY... OH GOD NO I MUST BE TOUGH AND ALL, CAPTAIN WILL BE SO DISAPPOINTED IN ME IF I'M NOT NOOOO WHATEVER SHALL I DOOOOOOO PLEASE SOMEBODY HELP ME... MISTER BUSH IS THAT YOU? AM I DEAD YET? THE LIGHT AT THE END OF THE TUNNEL?" And then he swoons and Captain Dad is all worried and has to catch his favorite son. <333

Yeah. Where were we? Right! YES! A wonderful hardcover single volume edition! That would be utterly awesome! *__*

[nessaniel.livejournal.com]

*gnahahahhhahah* THAT'S EVEN BETTER. <333


The only heterosexual ones were bullies or liars. Meheheheh.

[failte-aoife.livejournal.com]

And it's like SECRET CODE...OK...I will tell everybody who's asking but anyway.

This. Basically XD

[greyzeek.livejournal.com]

ruuuun, run for da hills!

[asthenie-vd.livejournal.com]

Yes, but one can't really mind an omnibus with a cover as adorable as that. XD Just a shame the other ones are not as pretty.

AND THEN DAD HAS TO FISH HIM OUT OF THE (one of his favourite hobbies, btw.) and pretends to be all stern and disappointed, but really, wet Horny is just too cute, so he has his steward prepare him a hot chocolate, and then Bush can rub him down with a towel if he wants. XD

Yes, there needs to be a shiny anniversary edition or something.

[asthenie-vd.livejournal.com]

I don't want to interrupt but I just finished Master & Commander, and OMG all that talk of buggery and penetration, and Stephen and Jack being totally cool with it, and the whole crew secretly shipping Goldilocks/Master and I was like IS THIS A FANFICTION? (and what, they are crazy, don't they see that Goldilocks is in love with the Doctor)! XD

[failte-aoife.livejournal.com]

I...I need to read Hornblower so I can start with those XD

[der-jemand.livejournal.com]

DVD!!!!! ICH BIN SO EIFERSÜCHTIG!!! (Aber selber Schuld, ich war zu faul, nen Umweg zu fahren... Aber wenn es einen besseren Grund gibt, morgen das Haus zu verlassen, kenne ich ihn nicht. Wir müssen per Skype parallel gucken.)

......Und irgendwie will ich das Buch lesen. Bücher mit so herzzerreißend niedlichen Covern müssen gelesen werden...

[sarkasmuz.livejournal.com]

Ich kauf mir das morgen <333 also The expendables <3

[nessaniel.livejournal.com]

and the whole crew secretly shipping Goldilocks/Master
Believe me, the crew is gonna see their mistakes and become avid Jack/Stephen-shippers. ;DDD And they will be fangirling Stephen so hard, it won't be funny anymore. XDD

I was like IS THIS A FANFICTION?
FREU DICH AUF "HMS SURPRISE"!!!!! DAS JETZT WAR NOCH GAR NICHTS XDDDDDDDDDDD H/C bekommt ne neue Bedeutung, wenn man HMS Surprise gelesen hat. XDDD

[nessaniel.livejournal.com]

No one is fast enough. =DDDDD

[nessaniel.livejournal.com]

Wir müssen per Skype parallel gucken.)
BEST PLAN EVERRRR !!!!

Leider bin ich das WE über nicht daheim. Q_Q

......Und irgendwie will ich das Buch lesen. Bücher mit so herzzerreißend niedlichen Covern müssen gelesen werden...

Nein, nein, lies das auf keinen Fall, wenn du kleine süße, scheue Nerds magst, die total püschelig und liebenswert sind und sich immer von ihren Capitänen verarschen lassen müssen, weil sie zu niedlich und unschuldig und naiv sind, um deren derbe Witze zu kapieren und weil Horatio so tapfer und brav und klein und dürr und zappelig und lockig ist und awww Q___Q

(ich muss leider sagen dass sich diese angaben nur auf die serie beziehen, im buch ist er wohl eher depressiv... WHO CARES XDDD)

[nessaniel.livejournal.com]

Ich wünsch dir soviel Spaß damit. Es ist unglaublich geil, ich hab so gelacht und gefeiert. <3333

[nessaniel.livejournal.com]

wet Horny is just too cute, so he has his steward prepare him a hot chocolate, and then Bush can rub him down with a towel if he wants. XD

WHERE IS THE FANFIC/CARTOON SHOW/ TV SERIES TO THIS EXACT SCENE!?!?!??!

[asthenie-vd.livejournal.com]

SO VIELE BÜCHER, SO WENIG ZEIT! T____T

[nessaniel.livejournal.com]

ICH VERSTEH DEINEN SCHMERZ Q__Q