I must be a Jedi

[nessaniel]

I mindtricked forced talked into bribed whined until they gave in ASKED REALLY NICELY whether ayawinner wouldn't like to write me fanfic for "The Expendables". She did. And it was brilliant and I am so going to pester her for more once she has seen the second one.

Then I did the same to rika-chan for "Tango&Cash" and he wrote me - without having seen the movie and the only info he got from me being "IT'S HELLA GAY!" -  the best piece of domestic fluff ever.

Which I am now ripping off to turn it into a smutty porn scene, just so you know.

EDIT: HE DID IT, RIKA-CHAN WROTE ME SMUTTY PORN I AM CRYING, I HAVE THE BEST FRIENDS IN THE WORLD, HOW DID I DESERVE THAT I MUST HAVE BEEN A SAINT IN MY FORMER LIFE. XDDDDD OMFG THIS IS GREEEEEEEAT (Title of that thing: "Von Salat schrumpft der Bizeps" WHICH IS THE GREATEST TITLE IN THE HISTORY OF FIVEEVER).

This is an interesting read as is this and "Tango&Cash" does need a shabby powerpoint on tumblr.

God, life is good.