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failte_aoife,
ich habs endlich geschafft, daredevil Folge 10 anzuschauen aus gründen von "HEY THE GOOD LOOKING GUY IS CRYING BECAUSE HIS BEST FRIEND IS CRYING AS WELL."
Hier ist mein ultimativer spam dazu weil ich weiß, dass du das unbedingt wolltest. =DDDD
Wir beginnen mit bloody bruised and very badly stitched up Matt.
I am so sold.
Jesus Christ ist this a fanfiction.
WHY ARE YOU RIPPING THAT BANDAGE OFF ARE YOU DUMB.
Foggy, you have interesting priorities. I mean... your friend is bleeding in that god awful blanket and you are wondering whether he is really blind or not? MAYBE QUESTION HIM ON HIS CATHOLIC GUILT COMPLEX? OR WHY HE THINKS THAT HE HAS TO FIGHT EVIL ALL ALONE IN NEM SCHWARZEN PULLI UND NEM SCHWARZEN GESCHIRRHANDTUCH?
OH NO COLLEGE AU. AS IN COLLEGE CANON.
AND FOGGY IS LIKE SO IN LOVE WITH HIM.
AND MATT IS SO IN LOVE WITH HIM RIGHT BACK.
JESUS CHRIST IS FOGGY BAD AT THIS.
OH MY GOD. OH MY GOD THIS IS ADORABLE.
"She found me in a dumpster. Half-dead."
Foggy is very offended that he wasn't the one to find Matt in a dumpster.
Foggy don't be mean, okay, MATT IS STILL CRYING ON THAT COUCH.
"I just lied to somebody I care about." Foggy, not for nothing you are a damn lawyer you should be kinda used to lying.
Ah yes, now that the plot is happening, I can concentrate on Foggy and Matt being superadorable Jesus Lord, they are so cute and Matt begging Foggy to not tell Karen is doing things to me. You can stop reading after "Matt begging Foggy". I mean... wow. Just wow. They fooled around in college, right? And after that, right? Pretty regularly? Cause Foggy is easy going and soft and squishy and loveable and Matt is cute and silent and a tiny little bit introverted and oh so very catholic and maybe Foggy has to tell him "Look, I can NOT kiss you and you stay catholic and pure or I CAN kiss you and you are gonna be estatic and not miserable for a change, how about that?"
And Matt is squirming and licking his lips and saying "Really? Estatic?" and Foggy just shrugs "I'm a great kisser. I had a lot of practice with my forearm." And Matt starts grinning the biggest grin and says "Prove it" and then they are kissing and making out on their tiny beds in the ugliest college dorm room...
Oh yay, plot is over!
"Where did you get all this stuff?"
"Internet."
ACTUAL TIMMY TURNER MATT MURDOCK, OMFG XDD
"Isn't that the plot of Kung-Fu?"
Foggy is way too genresavvy for this show, I feel sorry for him, especially since his best friend is practically rolling around in clichés (when he isn't rolling around in dumpsters, alright).
"You listened to her heartbeat without her permission?"
MATT, YOU SCOUNDREL! *clutches my pearls*
Oh my God, I love how Foggy is not angry at Matt because of any lies he spouted but because OF THE TRUTH! ACTUAL LAWYER DARLING FOGGY. AWW.
"Was anything ever real between us?"
JESUS CHRIST ON A POPSICLE, RIGHT IN MY FEELS. FOGGY'S INSECURITIES ARE SO DELICIOUS TO WATCH. MATT YOU GOTTA MAKE UP FOR A LOT OF STUFF HERE!!!
THAT SCENE. WITH THEM WALKING HOME DRUNK. OH MY GOD. OH LORD HOW ARE THEY REAL THIS IS SO CUTE. HOW MATT JUST TURNED THIS INTO ANGST "My dad gave me a scotch when I was nine so I could stitch up his bloody face :D"
JESUS THEY ARE SUCH ADORABLE IDIOTS.
"Nelson and Murdock! Sounds better." AND FOGGY LOOKS AT HIM LIKE HE IS GONNA MARRY HIM ON THE SPOT JESUS CHRIST.
THAT'S IT. FOGGY IS GONNA SOLVE THE WHOLE "GAY MARRIAGE" DEBATE SINGLEHANDEDLY BY CHANGING EVERY LAW EVER JUST SO HE CAN MARRY HIS ADORABLE BOYFRIEND WHO TELLS HIM ABOUT HOW FRUITS ARE LAWYERS IN SPANISH (pun intended okay) AND WHO HUGS HIM AND MAKES HIM STUMBLE OVER HIS STICK (THE ONE HE USES FOR WALKING, JESUS CHRIST, FAILTE, GET YOUR MIND OUT OF THE GUTTER PLEASE).
Or yeah plot happened, I didn't care instead I almost wrote shouty fanfiction again.
Karen, please don't ask that.
Wesley and Fisk are weird. My kind of weird. Damn it.
Oh, Matt is wearing clothes... Foggy probably helped him, right, putting those one, I mean he hates him a little bit right now, BUT MATT IS REALLY HELPLESS AND HURT RIGHT NOW, SO HE NEEDS HELP STUFFING HIS ARMS IN THOSE SLEEVES.
OH GAWD AND NOW THAT FLASHBACK WHERE FOGGY FOLLOWS HIM NO MATTER HOW MANY OPPORTUNITIES HE IS GONNA MISS THANKS TO MATT. OH GAWD. Foggy loves him SO HARD.
Episode 3 is called "Hase im Schneesturm" btw, which is so cute.
Oh my God, Matt's confession. This sounds so much like he rehearsed that, like he maybe imagined telling Foggy one day, maybe changing his words, making sure that he can make him understand just how everything happened... Oh GAWD MATT.
"Maybe it's about you having an excuse to hit someone! Because you can't stop." - "I don't want to stop." THAT IS LOVELY OH MY GOD THIS IS PERFECT. MATT AND HIS PRÜGELKINK WELP FOGGY, I'M KINDA SORRY THAT YOUR BOYFRIEND IS A VIOLENT IDIOT BUT HE JUST LOOKS SO GOOD WHEN HE IS BLOODY AND BRUISED AND BARELY KEEPING HIMSELF FROM LICKING HIS ENEMY'S BLOOD FROM HIS FINGERS.
Plot plot plot but yes, Karen is very easy on the eyes, and she is so adorable. <333
OH GAWD THEY ARE CRYING. AND HURTING EACH OTHER. AND THEY ONLY HAVE FOUR MORE MINUTES. WHY IS NOONE MAKING UP HERE?
Foggy so "<3__<3 I trust you."
Und MATT IS TOO SLOW TO UNDERSTAND THAT MAYBE JUST MAYBE FOGGY MIGHT MEAN IT WITH THE MARRIAGE STUFF.
Okay, fuck it, I gotta watch another episode, I NEED THOSE TWO TO MAKE UP PRONTO, SHARE AN AVOCADO SHAKE WATCH STAR WARS TOGETHER GIVE MATT A BLOWIE JUST TAKE CARE OF EACH OTHER.
Okay, I am watching episode 11 and I am just wondering whether Matt has any idea what this looks like to Karen (LIKE A REALLY VIOLENT EHEKRACH DAMN IT, WHERE FOGGY MAYBE HIT MATT).
Matt. Darling. It's ten episodes in and only NOW are you thinking about getting body armour??? YOU ARE DUMBER THAN I THOUGHT. FOGGY REALLY NEEDS TO KICK SOME SENSE INTO YOU.
Karen, I have no idea what exactly the plot is, but YES YOU WERE AN ASS FOR LYING TO OLD-GLASSES-GUY UGHUGHUGH!!!
Yay, Matt go to confession. I am sure the priest is gonna be delighted to hear about your boyfriend problems. Oh, you wanna talk about murder? Well, okay, I guess...
"Then why did he put the devil in me?"
*TRIES VERY HARD NOT TO MAKE AN OBVIOUS "IT'S NOT CALLED THE DEVIL BUT A PENIS" JOKE*
There is so much plot happening but Matt being totally done with all the criminals is adorable, I love that. (OMG WO IST DAS BOOTZ-GIF MIT "UND SIE VERLÄSST MICH. EINFACH SO!" angepasst auf Matt mit "UND MEIN BOYFRIEND IST SAUER AUF MICH ;^;!!)
Matt, stop scaring the Schneider-guy. Ah, alright, okay, Schneider-guy can LIFT A GUY OF HIS FEET BY HIS EARS, ALRIGHT ALRIGHT KEEP ON SCARING HIM. MAtt really, you should have waited maybe one or five weeks before taking that guy on, your liver is screeching in pain!
"I need your piece... discreetly please?!" Wesley asks one of the bodyguards for his gun. This is like watching really young girls exchanging pads and tampons. Daww.
OH NO OH GOD THE SCHNEIDER IS CRYING OH GOD o.o "YOU WANT A SUIT? LIKE MISTER FISK?" Now imagine Matt running around in really nice dresspants and a suit BUT WITH HORNS cause that is the only thing Marvin/Melvin/Schneiderguy can sew. AWWWW.
Karen is crying because Foggy and Matt are goddamn babies. They still haven't made up and I am not interested in the plot but GOD DAMN IT, at least Karen is getting a good friendship experience from old-glasses-guy.
Aaaaand now I skipped a lot and YAY WOW KAREN JUST SHOT A GUY, WUHUUU! GOOD FOR YOU LADY!
On to episode 12 what is my life no really, what the hell, I don't even like this show.
I do like Karen and Foggy's interactions though. Foggy tries so hard to apologize and still jumps head first into the Fettnäpfchen because HE IS JUDGING SO HARD WHEN HIS FRIENDS KILL PEOPLE. REALLY, FOGGY, PEOPLE HAVE NEEDS, ALRIGHT, SOMETIMES YOU JUST GOTTA MURDER YOURSELF SOME PEACE AND QUIET.
Skipping agaaaaain and Matt is being a wonderfully pretty Verkehrshindernis in his leather jacket, daww. Matt parkours over buildings, lovely, thank you, show.
Right right, the sweat shop full of blind people and weird BADASS GRANDMA'S PUSHING MATT TO THE GROUND? JESUS FUCK WHAT ARE YOU FEEDING HER.
Skipping again, Episode 13 it is, WOW THEY KEPT YOU IN THE DARK WITH MATT AND FOGGY FOR HOW LONG?? Jesus, that show is cruel.
"How are you holding up?"
"Like a good catholic boy."
I AM VERY SORRY BUT I WOULD BET GOOD MONEY ON IT THAT MATT AND FOGGY HAD THIS EXCHANGE WHILE KISSING AND GROPING AND BEING REALLY CUTE WITH EACH OTHER. MWAHAHHA.
YAY, Foggy and Matt are trying to make up, oh GAWD I AM SO HAPPY. AND THEY ARE TALKING ABOUT BEING VERY CATHOLIC. XDD And how it would kill Matt if he killed a dude. WOW. O___O
AND YAAAAY THEY ARE BACK TOGETHER, WUHUUU! And really bad at covering their tracks, awww.
Gosh, and now they are waving down taxis and DAAAMN they are cute and adorable. <333 AND FOGGY IS SO WORRIED AWWW.
Yaaay, finally Matt has his outfit together. Not his life, mind you, but who am I to judge.
"Avocados at law", AWW OH GOD, THIS IS SO SWEET.
Well, that was an interesting two hours. I am still not sold on the show (it is very slow) but I would probably read a LOT of fanfic about Matt and his catholic guilt. Any recs? XDD
failte_aoife,ich habs endlich geschafft, daredevil Folge 10 anzuschauen aus gründen von "HEY THE GOOD LOOKING GUY IS CRYING BECAUSE HIS BEST FRIEND IS CRYING AS WELL."
Hier ist mein ultimativer spam dazu weil ich weiß, dass du das unbedingt wolltest. =DDDD
Wir beginnen mit bloody bruised and very badly stitched up Matt.
I am so sold.
Jesus Christ ist this a fanfiction.
WHY ARE YOU RIPPING THAT BANDAGE OFF ARE YOU DUMB.
Foggy, you have interesting priorities. I mean... your friend is bleeding in that god awful blanket and you are wondering whether he is really blind or not? MAYBE QUESTION HIM ON HIS CATHOLIC GUILT COMPLEX? OR WHY HE THINKS THAT HE HAS TO FIGHT EVIL ALL ALONE IN NEM SCHWARZEN PULLI UND NEM SCHWARZEN GESCHIRRHANDTUCH?
OH NO COLLEGE AU. AS IN COLLEGE CANON.
AND FOGGY IS LIKE SO IN LOVE WITH HIM.
AND MATT IS SO IN LOVE WITH HIM RIGHT BACK.
JESUS CHRIST IS FOGGY BAD AT THIS.
OH MY GOD. OH MY GOD THIS IS ADORABLE.
"She found me in a dumpster. Half-dead."
Foggy is very offended that he wasn't the one to find Matt in a dumpster.
Foggy don't be mean, okay, MATT IS STILL CRYING ON THAT COUCH.
"I just lied to somebody I care about." Foggy, not for nothing you are a damn lawyer you should be kinda used to lying.
Ah yes, now that the plot is happening, I can concentrate on Foggy and Matt being superadorable Jesus Lord, they are so cute and Matt begging Foggy to not tell Karen is doing things to me. You can stop reading after "Matt begging Foggy". I mean... wow. Just wow. They fooled around in college, right? And after that, right? Pretty regularly? Cause Foggy is easy going and soft and squishy and loveable and Matt is cute and silent and a tiny little bit introverted and oh so very catholic and maybe Foggy has to tell him "Look, I can NOT kiss you and you stay catholic and pure or I CAN kiss you and you are gonna be estatic and not miserable for a change, how about that?"
And Matt is squirming and licking his lips and saying "Really? Estatic?" and Foggy just shrugs "I'm a great kisser. I had a lot of practice with my forearm." And Matt starts grinning the biggest grin and says "Prove it" and then they are kissing and making out on their tiny beds in the ugliest college dorm room...
Oh yay, plot is over!
"Where did you get all this stuff?"
"Internet."
ACTUAL TIMMY TURNER MATT MURDOCK, OMFG XDD
"Isn't that the plot of Kung-Fu?"
Foggy is way too genresavvy for this show, I feel sorry for him, especially since his best friend is practically rolling around in clichés (when he isn't rolling around in dumpsters, alright).
"You listened to her heartbeat without her permission?"
MATT, YOU SCOUNDREL! *clutches my pearls*
Oh my God, I love how Foggy is not angry at Matt because of any lies he spouted but because OF THE TRUTH! ACTUAL LAWYER DARLING FOGGY. AWW.
"Was anything ever real between us?"
JESUS CHRIST ON A POPSICLE, RIGHT IN MY FEELS. FOGGY'S INSECURITIES ARE SO DELICIOUS TO WATCH. MATT YOU GOTTA MAKE UP FOR A LOT OF STUFF HERE!!!
THAT SCENE. WITH THEM WALKING HOME DRUNK. OH MY GOD. OH LORD HOW ARE THEY REAL THIS IS SO CUTE. HOW MATT JUST TURNED THIS INTO ANGST "My dad gave me a scotch when I was nine so I could stitch up his bloody face :D"
JESUS THEY ARE SUCH ADORABLE IDIOTS.
"Nelson and Murdock! Sounds better." AND FOGGY LOOKS AT HIM LIKE HE IS GONNA MARRY HIM ON THE SPOT JESUS CHRIST.
THAT'S IT. FOGGY IS GONNA SOLVE THE WHOLE "GAY MARRIAGE" DEBATE SINGLEHANDEDLY BY CHANGING EVERY LAW EVER JUST SO HE CAN MARRY HIS ADORABLE BOYFRIEND WHO TELLS HIM ABOUT HOW FRUITS ARE LAWYERS IN SPANISH (pun intended okay) AND WHO HUGS HIM AND MAKES HIM STUMBLE OVER HIS STICK (THE ONE HE USES FOR WALKING, JESUS CHRIST, FAILTE, GET YOUR MIND OUT OF THE GUTTER PLEASE).
Or yeah plot happened, I didn't care instead I almost wrote shouty fanfiction again.
Karen, please don't ask that.
Wesley and Fisk are weird. My kind of weird. Damn it.
Oh, Matt is wearing clothes... Foggy probably helped him, right, putting those one, I mean he hates him a little bit right now, BUT MATT IS REALLY HELPLESS AND HURT RIGHT NOW, SO HE NEEDS HELP STUFFING HIS ARMS IN THOSE SLEEVES.
OH GAWD AND NOW THAT FLASHBACK WHERE FOGGY FOLLOWS HIM NO MATTER HOW MANY OPPORTUNITIES HE IS GONNA MISS THANKS TO MATT. OH GAWD. Foggy loves him SO HARD.
Episode 3 is called "Hase im Schneesturm" btw, which is so cute.
Oh my God, Matt's confession. This sounds so much like he rehearsed that, like he maybe imagined telling Foggy one day, maybe changing his words, making sure that he can make him understand just how everything happened... Oh GAWD MATT.
"Maybe it's about you having an excuse to hit someone! Because you can't stop." - "I don't want to stop." THAT IS LOVELY OH MY GOD THIS IS PERFECT. MATT AND HIS PRÜGELKINK WELP FOGGY, I'M KINDA SORRY THAT YOUR BOYFRIEND IS A VIOLENT IDIOT BUT HE JUST LOOKS SO GOOD WHEN HE IS BLOODY AND BRUISED AND BARELY KEEPING HIMSELF FROM LICKING HIS ENEMY'S BLOOD FROM HIS FINGERS.
Plot plot plot but yes, Karen is very easy on the eyes, and she is so adorable. <333
OH GAWD THEY ARE CRYING. AND HURTING EACH OTHER. AND THEY ONLY HAVE FOUR MORE MINUTES. WHY IS NOONE MAKING UP HERE?
Foggy so "<3__<3 I trust you."
Und MATT IS TOO SLOW TO UNDERSTAND THAT MAYBE JUST MAYBE FOGGY MIGHT MEAN IT WITH THE MARRIAGE STUFF.
Okay, fuck it, I gotta watch another episode, I NEED THOSE TWO TO MAKE UP PRONTO, SHARE AN AVOCADO SHAKE WATCH STAR WARS TOGETHER GIVE MATT A BLOWIE JUST TAKE CARE OF EACH OTHER.
Okay, I am watching episode 11 and I am just wondering whether Matt has any idea what this looks like to Karen (LIKE A REALLY VIOLENT EHEKRACH DAMN IT, WHERE FOGGY MAYBE HIT MATT).
Matt. Darling. It's ten episodes in and only NOW are you thinking about getting body armour??? YOU ARE DUMBER THAN I THOUGHT. FOGGY REALLY NEEDS TO KICK SOME SENSE INTO YOU.
Karen, I have no idea what exactly the plot is, but YES YOU WERE AN ASS FOR LYING TO OLD-GLASSES-GUY UGHUGHUGH!!!
Yay, Matt go to confession. I am sure the priest is gonna be delighted to hear about your boyfriend problems. Oh, you wanna talk about murder? Well, okay, I guess...
"Then why did he put the devil in me?"
*TRIES VERY HARD NOT TO MAKE AN OBVIOUS "IT'S NOT CALLED THE DEVIL BUT A PENIS" JOKE*
There is so much plot happening but Matt being totally done with all the criminals is adorable, I love that. (OMG WO IST DAS BOOTZ-GIF MIT "UND SIE VERLÄSST MICH. EINFACH SO!" angepasst auf Matt mit "UND MEIN BOYFRIEND IST SAUER AUF MICH ;^;!!)
Matt, stop scaring the Schneider-guy. Ah, alright, okay, Schneider-guy can LIFT A GUY OF HIS FEET BY HIS EARS, ALRIGHT ALRIGHT KEEP ON SCARING HIM. MAtt really, you should have waited maybe one or five weeks before taking that guy on, your liver is screeching in pain!
"I need your piece... discreetly please?!" Wesley asks one of the bodyguards for his gun. This is like watching really young girls exchanging pads and tampons. Daww.
OH NO OH GOD THE SCHNEIDER IS CRYING OH GOD o.o "YOU WANT A SUIT? LIKE MISTER FISK?" Now imagine Matt running around in really nice dresspants and a suit BUT WITH HORNS cause that is the only thing Marvin/Melvin/Schneiderguy can sew. AWWWW.
Karen is crying because Foggy and Matt are goddamn babies. They still haven't made up and I am not interested in the plot but GOD DAMN IT, at least Karen is getting a good friendship experience from old-glasses-guy.
Aaaaand now I skipped a lot and YAY WOW KAREN JUST SHOT A GUY, WUHUUU! GOOD FOR YOU LADY!
On to episode 12 what is my life no really, what the hell, I don't even like this show.
I do like Karen and Foggy's interactions though. Foggy tries so hard to apologize and still jumps head first into the Fettnäpfchen because HE IS JUDGING SO HARD WHEN HIS FRIENDS KILL PEOPLE. REALLY, FOGGY, PEOPLE HAVE NEEDS, ALRIGHT, SOMETIMES YOU JUST GOTTA MURDER YOURSELF SOME PEACE AND QUIET.
Skipping agaaaaain and Matt is being a wonderfully pretty Verkehrshindernis in his leather jacket, daww. Matt parkours over buildings, lovely, thank you, show.
Right right, the sweat shop full of blind people and weird BADASS GRANDMA'S PUSHING MATT TO THE GROUND? JESUS FUCK WHAT ARE YOU FEEDING HER.
Skipping again, Episode 13 it is, WOW THEY KEPT YOU IN THE DARK WITH MATT AND FOGGY FOR HOW LONG?? Jesus, that show is cruel.
"How are you holding up?"
"Like a good catholic boy."
I AM VERY SORRY BUT I WOULD BET GOOD MONEY ON IT THAT MATT AND FOGGY HAD THIS EXCHANGE WHILE KISSING AND GROPING AND BEING REALLY CUTE WITH EACH OTHER. MWAHAHHA.
YAY, Foggy and Matt are trying to make up, oh GAWD I AM SO HAPPY. AND THEY ARE TALKING ABOUT BEING VERY CATHOLIC. XDD And how it would kill Matt if he killed a dude. WOW. O___O
AND YAAAAY THEY ARE BACK TOGETHER, WUHUUU! And really bad at covering their tracks, awww.
Gosh, and now they are waving down taxis and DAAAMN they are cute and adorable. <333 AND FOGGY IS SO WORRIED AWWW.
Yaaay, finally Matt has his outfit together. Not his life, mind you, but who am I to judge.
"Avocados at law", AWW OH GOD, THIS IS SO SWEET.
Well, that was an interesting two hours. I am still not sold on the show (it is very slow) but I would probably read a LOT of fanfic about Matt and his catholic guilt. Any recs? XDD