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Yesterday, I was dead tired due to the picspams over at
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Nevertheless I went to work today (explaining the present progressive for like the sisteenth time -..-) and had some encounters on the train:
Kiwi: Ahh, finally. Going by subway means I can write fanfic like whoa! *starts scribbling pr0n* "He could feel his breath, smelling sweet and full of promises, touching his ear, his cheek and finally his lip..."
Person A: HELLO KIWI!
Kiwi: HIRKS! *crams notepad back into her purse, turns around* Oh hello... person from work who I never wanted to see again how are you?
Person A: blahblahblahabaoörhöamlhurmgaiurhauhramglihgalitnglaieutfgau...
*10 minutes later*
Kiwi: THANK GOD she is gone. *pulls notepad out of her purse* "His long slender fingers travelled over his chest, caressing every..."
Person B: Why hello, Kiwi, nice to see you!
Kiwi: *totally shocked, flails arms around* WHAT?! WHO THE HELL...oh. Oh hi person from university who I like but do not wish to see right now.
Person B: Mind if I sit next to you?
Kiwi: *sighs* Noo, of course not... *shakes fist at destiny*
*7 minutes later*
Kiwi: Ohhh, how sad, I have to go, byebye! *jumps out and gets into the next train* Ahh, peace and calm at last!
*wants to pull notepad out yet again*
*hesitates*
*looks suspiciously to the left and the right*
Ah to hell with it. *starts writing again*
"You sure about this?", he asked, closing his eyes, while the pleasure raged through his tense body like a blazing fire." "Of course, I am", he answered. "It's fun, isn't it, so..." And then without further ado he slowly unzipped his pants, caressing what he found...
Person C: If that isn't little Kiwi over there...
Kiwi: ARGHS! *turns around, hiding the notepad as if dealing with a national treasure* Oh hai...where do I know you from again? How are you? Ah I remember...oh great. This is gonna be so awkward. Sooo... uhm...
*endless minutes of meaningless small talk*
Liebe Menschheit, ich vergaß völlig, zu erwähnen, dass ich die nächsten vier Tage in London weilen werde. O_O Ich wünsche euch ein schönes Wochenende und wie
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