I NEED TO SPOIL THE FREAKING BAD SHIT HELL OUT OF YOU!!!!!

[nessaniel]

I LOVE YOU STEVEN MOFFAT!!!!!  *cling*

This was beyond everything I could have imagined.
And I loved every bloody second of it because it showed me things I didn't even knew I want. 
But first let me get the one thing of my chest that I despised and that was the frigging ending because it a)  destroyed everyything they did to establish Irene as a strong female character (btw: making her gay was a good choice but it felt very very off for me because we only ever saw her being attracted to Sherlock and not kissing her girlfriend (whose hair I need. Seriously) grr!)  and b) had Mycroft look like an idiot: "I was very thorough this time" he said and so he missed his own friggin' brother doing a massacre in an Arab country? (AND JUST HOW DID IRENE GOT HERSELF INTO THIS MESS? SHE ISN'T SUDDENLY STUPID YOU KNOW!) Or were they just playing a very foul trick with John (which would be incredibly cruel and I would never forgive you for that). 

Anyways, I loved everything else and you will now get a list because I am too AOSHAOUSASZT to actually write a coherent text: 

1) The incredibly obvious Sherlock/John-love. Apart from the obvious looks and the domesticism, from John mixing up his girlfriends in this Sherlock-manner the most obvious part was Irene's remark, when John said: "I don't know if anyone cares, but I am not gay!" - "I am. And now look at us both."
It was awesome and played so downright normal. Sherlock stealing the ashtray or being able to laugh with John while sitting in the Palace (naked xD) and ohhhhhhh, poor Misses Holmes with this stubborn idiot-child.  This was awesome and I like where they go with this. If they make them kiss for any cheap reason I will love them forever. 
2) Moriarty's nicknames for the Holmes brothers. OH MY GOD THE VIRGIN. XDDDDD
(I do not ship Jim/Sherlock, I do not ship Jim/Sherlock, I do not ship Jim/Sherlock, I do not ship Jim/Sherlock, I do not ship Jim/Sherlock I do not ship Jim/Sherlock, I do not ship Jim/Sherlock I do not ship Jim/Sherlock, I do not ship Jim/Sherlock I do not ship Jim/Sherlock, I do not ship Jim/Sherlock)
3) Mrs. Hudson being a hostage. Don't get me wrong I almost bit off my fingernails because I was so terrified of friendly Mrs. Hudson being hurt but I always imagined that Sherlock would go berserk if anything was to happen to her because she and John are his family. Hands down on that part. And ohhhhhhhh Mrs. Hudson, you sly brilliant person saving that stupid phone! God damn I love you and I too would have thrown that guy out of the window a couple of times even if he was twice my size (which he probably is xD). 
4) That christmas party. John, keep up the good influence and YES A CHARACTER IN A SERIES REMEMBERED SOMETHING HE LEARNED LAST SEASON! DO YOU HEAR ME GLEE?!?!??! DO YOU HEAR ME H5O!??!?
5) Irene Adler. I must say, yes, she is beautiful but I am in no way attracted to her which is rare ;D because I love the intelligent characters the most usually... I don't know something about her felt not right (oh my God, I can feel Sherlock bashing my head in for that remark xD). Or maybe I just hate how she gets the better of Sherlock. Maybe. But honestly, how was Sherlock fooled by the dead body? (Oh and I have to admit that I really don't know how he got the code for the safe? I though those numbers WERE her measurements? They were, weren't they? o.O I am so confused xD) Seriously... he knows better than that. 
6) Oh the ranting got away with me. XD But yes, I liked Irene, it was great to have her around but oh well. Hopefully someone has mercy on John and tells him that he doesn't have to lie tho Sherlock anymore concerning Irene Adler's current state of dead or undead or not dead yet or whatever. -..- 
7) The opening full with allusions to canon. (THE GEEK INTERPRETER??? SERIOULSY? XDDD OH MY GOD!) How many puns can you cram in to five minutes? You won every award, just with that seriously. I love you forever, show.
8) The best and awesomesauciliest part was how they resolved the situation at the beginning in the swimming pool. I usually love my heroes brave and with lots of explosions but this was... it was the best because no one expected it to go down this way and so... thanks TV. For suprising me. <3333333

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[nessaniel.livejournal.com]

Yes, yes, me too! I was so thrilled that I would sit on the edge of my sofa straight back and chewing on my fingernails, graaaaaah! >_>

1)YES THE FACE PART!!!! And the whole "I am a soldier I kill people!" - "You are a doctor!" - "I've had bad days!" dialogue and ohhhhhh the cheekbones and crying Priest!Sherlock and ohhhh.

2)Oh God, I loved Mycroft in this one! And YES Jim would totally try to seduce both brothers. God, the way they always came back to Sherlock being uncomfortable with sex or being a virgin or Mycroft's smile during that Palace scene because he just knows that Sherlock isn't that experienced with sex. Ohhh, John, you have to change that for sure. YOU JUST HAVE TO.

4) Poor Lestrade. One of the brothers defies him in every possible way in his job and the other one chases after him because he wants him to keep the defiant brother in line.
"Make Sherlock behave or I'll be sexting you in every possible situation and then some more beginning tomorrow."
"But I cannot make him behave!"
"Good, then the sexting will begin just know."
"D="
What was I talking about again? XD Oh yeah, Molly/Lestrade would be awesome! I just want Molly to be happy, really. ;_; Her sad crush on Sherlock and being used by Moriarty... ;_______;

5)and they tried so very hard to set them up as equals in so many ways
Yeah, that was also a bit... offputting I think. I mean she isn't a supergenius in the canon, is she? She is better than Sherlock because she is a woman and thinks like one and Sherlock can't get behind that mystery (in a good not-mysogynist way xD). And oh well, yes, I will have to watch it again. ^^
Ah okay. I had some problems understanding the dialogue in that scene. I thought she had told Watson: "Do you want to know the real code for the safe (the one without the shooting a pistol)?" Watson: "Uhh..." Irene: "My measurements."
Ah oh god, what, I am even more confused now. XD

6) Yeah,