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My car!porn-kink isn't getting any better with this kind of photo... <3 Oh and they need to buy icecream. <3 And be adorkable together. <3
The menage à trois needs to happen. Or the overly dramatic "Bruce, I love you but Steve is kinda... you know my soulmate" drama. As the Helicarrier turns... who is in for blackmailing Joss Whedon into doing this? =D
Just UNF okay? Lots of UNF UNF UNF. God, they are such a perfect couple, really.
Tony just picked his boyfriend up from yoga-class and tells him about all the silly things that "Physics Monthly" wrote about his latest thesis.
"We are so much into our bromance you have to find a new word for it." GOD I LOVE THIS. THEIR SMILES THE COLOURS EVERYTHING
"Yes my boyfriend puts his hand up in thei air sometimes while we are walking through the park and I show him off."
How are those two not on every cover of every marriage magazine ever.
Perfect perfect PERFECT PEOPLE!!!! <333
SUCH ADORABLE DORKS! And ohhh I love the posessive neck-grip. I really do.
SOMEBODY WRITE ME A FF WHERE TONY BUYS HIM ICECREAM!
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Because you are an evil temptress - and it's your birthday ^^
Date: 2012-05-07 02:33 pm (UTC)Bruce hunches his shoulders, and the ghost of a smile plays over his features as he looks to the ground. Tony grins brifhtens even more as the other man comes to a stop before him, brown eyes twinkling.
"So, how was Yoga? How can you even stand it? I tried it, once, but it's so boring, really, how can you sit on a mat for two hours and not get distracted?"
Bruce shrugs his shoulders, falling into step with Tony like they always do without thinking about it. "It keeps me calm."
Tony chuckles as he wraps an arm around Bruce's shoulders, his fingers squeezing into Bruce's neck. "You'd better keep it up then."
Bruce only smiles tiredly at that.
They walk towards the Acura, Tony already rummaging through the pocket of his jacket, as he says: "Did you see my article in "Physics Monthly"? Everyone thinks it's brilliant. Took me about half an hour to write that shit."
"I know, I heard you last night."
Tony remembers, how he left the bedroom and Jarvis flashing him the note that the deadline was coming up. Remebers how he looked back at the bed, at the body lying there, at brown hair against a white pillow. How he'd wanted to go back and snuggle up to that body, and how he ended up typing an article he didn't even care about.
"I also heard you cursing for another three hours." He can hear Bruce's grin without seeing it, and slaps him lightly on the back.
"That was only because the server was down."
"Sure."
"What? You think it takes me almost four hours to come up with pseudo-scientific bullshit? I'm a genius, and you know that."
Bruce sporfles, raises his fist in mock celebration and shouts, "My boyfriend is a genius. Lucky me."
Pigeons take off in startled fright as Bruce's voice echoes through the park, and Tony can't help but laugh at the looks the other people give them.
"I think you almost gave that old lady over there a heartattack."
Bruce turns, a bright smile on his face. "Sorry!" The old lady in questions, still clutching her chest, gives him a scolding look, and Tony tightens his grip on Bruce's arm as they both start laughing.
He holds open the door to the Acura, waiving at Bruce to get in.
"So, ice cream. How about ice cream? Do you like ice cream? Stupid question, every one does. What is it for you, vanilla? Are you a vanilla kind of guy? I wouldn't think so, but what makes your mouth water?"
Bruce rests his head on the seat and heaves a sigh. "Can't you just get this monstrum to the ice cream parlour?"
Tony clutches his chest in mock indignation. "Monstrum? This is a great car. My car. It even got my name on the plate."
"I noticed. I also noticed the Star Trek insignia."
"Star Trek insignia? What are you trying to do, kill me or break up with me? Don't answer that!"
Bruce chuckles as Tony starts the car, and Tony can't help it, he leans over and plants a kiss on a stubbly cheek. Bruce pries one eye open, a small smile playing at the corners of his mouth.
"You wanted ice cream, remember?"
Tony flops back into his seat. "We can get that later"
I feel the need to apologies for any OOCness *gg* Also, OMG I wrote fic. At work. For a pairing that is not Jim/Bones. What is this perversity?
Re: Because you are an evil temptress - and it's your birthday ^^
Date: 2012-05-07 10:58 pm (UTC)OMG
AWESOMEST BIRTHDAY PRESENT OF AWESOME
GOOOOOOOOOOOOD I LOVE EVERYTHING!!! Brucey being totally calm and patient with his crazy boyfriend and being all sad smiles but also his cute and funny self and all of the ice cream and Star Trek (What Star trek what...) and THEY ARE SO INCREDIBLY NERDY AND CUTE TOGETHER AND DAAAAAAAAAMN, I wanna see him eating that vanilla ice cream (THAT was a fantastic joke btw, mwahahahha!)
falling into step with Tony like they always do
I literally died. Really. God, I need to stop grinning like an idiot.
THANK YOU SO SO MUCH FOR THIS. AWWWWWWWWWW Q_Q
Re: Because you are an evil temptress - and it's your birthday ^^
Date: 2012-05-08 07:37 am (UTC)The A on the Acura looks a bit like the Star Trek insignia. At least I thought it does *gg*
THANK YOU FOR THE PROMPT!! Seriously, I was trying to get back into writing again since February AND THEN YOU POST THESE PICTURES AND MY MUSE RAN AWAY WITH IT!!!
Re: Because you are an evil temptress - and it's your birthday ^^
Date: 2012-05-08 11:46 am (UTC)Ah! I never noticed that... perhaps I was... a bit distracted by the gloriousity of Tony/Bruce/Steve/Tasha/Clint/Thor&Loki? Just a guess. XDD
Ohhhh no problem!!! *3* I can provide you with a bazillion other prompts for this pairing if necessary XDD
Re: Because you are an evil temptress - and it's your birthday ^^
Date: 2012-05-08 12:48 pm (UTC)Fire away, maybe I'll write a few million of them ;)