nessaniel

Yeah, we watched the alternate ending. I don't think I would have survived this film otherwise... it's terrible and really really hateful towards women and men both so halfway through I decided to ignore the plot and think about the time when Tuck finally managed to confess his feelings to FDR (shortly after he met his future wife for the first time) and FDR was delighted to hear it and they started a relationship but it didn't work for Tuck because FDR couldn't be faithful to him and broke them up (mostly because FDR was terrified of fucking things up with Tuck when Tuck would be completely head over heels with him so he decided to hurt him beforehand so Tuck wouldn't consider FDR any further and not get hurt when FDR makes one of his usual mistakes, as he always does, or so he thought and that's not what Tuck deserves, he deserves the best of the best and the honest and honest and the most loving person anyone can imagine!!) and so Tuck went on to marry his wife, still completely heartbroken and pining after FDR which of course brought down his marriage and left him alone and even more vulnerable than before which made it even harder for FDR NOT to flirt with him and cheer him up and give him false hope so when Reese Witherspoon came around FDR tried everything to make Tuck focus on her and not on FDR because Tuck is intelligent and he might find out why FDR kept his distance from him and sabotaged their relationship and of course Tuck does find out sooner or later and corners FDR screaming at him and hammering at his chest, because what the fuck was he thinking manipulating his best friend like this, that was NOT okay at all, come on, Tuck should be able to decide for himself whether FDR is good enough for him or not, right, so shut the hell up right now you big fucking idiot and give me an honest, normal kiss like people who actually have brains and don't act like total morons do!

And then they had kinky sex forever, the end. =DDD