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nessanielOkay guys.
It’s kinda sorta a tradition that pinku and I watch the videos of the finalists of Eurovision together every year – we like to make fun of people trying to become famous. =D
(This tradition started by the way when pinku forced me to watch those videos one year and now I am hate-watching them myself).
Since we are freaking hilarious people, here is the gist of our comments about a dozen of those weird bands and songs.
Albania – One Night’s Anger by Hersi - “I have no idea what this is about. Horse-riding? Catcalls? Annoying musicians in subway stations who make you so angry that you want to hit them?”
Austria – Rise Like a Phoenis by Conchita Wurst - Adele/Skyfall-wannabe song but the voice is not that good – and the beard is giving me Hunger Games vibes (avoid the comments – they are ... predictably asshole-ish).
Belarus – Cheesecake by Teo - discount Robin Thicke doesn’t want to eat his on-and-off girlfriend’s cheesecake anymore. This is not a metaphor. I think.
Denmark – Cliché Love Song by Basim - “AFRO CIRCUS, AFRO CIRCU – holy shit, he really has an Afro, I’m sorry!” Remember that time when Phineas and Ferb wrote a popular love song? Yeah this is exactly like that
Finland – Something Better by Softengine The title is hilarious and fitting as it is definitely better than the ones before. Nice poprock-stuff and I actually like this. Unironically.
France – Moustache by Twin Twin Well, someone had fun watching Papa Outai and copying all of the aesthetics. But it is a damn catchy song like French for people who don’t speak French. C’est comme si, c’est comme ça...
Iceland – No Prejudice by Pollapönk “Okay guys, we smoked three blunts, watched ‘Scott Pilgrim’ and now we need a lot of words that barely rhyme with prejudice, like “this”, “miss”...”
Israel – Same Heart by Mei Finegold The song is not that bad? But the video is a total catastrophe with terribly unsubtle allusions to Beyoncé (who wore it better. TENTHOUSAND TIMES BETTER), random katanas and why the hell is no one wearing pants.
Latvia – Cake to Bake by Aarzemnieki “Hey, Nachbarn in der alternativen Holzhüttenkommune, kommt mal alle auf die alternative Kommunen-Waldlichtung und helft uns beim Video für den Eurovision Song Contest!” This is the best song ever and the second about cake I can’t xDD
Malta – Coming Home by Firelight First of all: Mumford and Sons called. They want you to stop following them around.
Secondly: “You know what the Eurovision Song Contest 2014 definitely needs more of? Uplifting songs about World War I. Yeah. Definitely.”
Poland – We are Slavic by Donatan&Cleo Single-handedly throwing back feminism to the Dark Ages.
Switzerland – Hunter of Stars by Sebalter Ratatouille meets High School Musical in the hotel of “Suite Life of Zack and Cody”. But they are so cute!
The rest is wailing women from the church of “Our Lady of Soundtrack Sorrow” , really bad pop or really boring pop music. In other news water is still wet.
It’s kinda sorta a tradition that pinku and I watch the videos of the finalists of Eurovision together every year – we like to make fun of people trying to become famous. =D
(This tradition started by the way when pinku forced me to watch those videos one year and now I am hate-watching them myself).
Since we are freaking hilarious people, here is the gist of our comments about a dozen of those weird bands and songs.
Albania – One Night’s Anger by Hersi - “I have no idea what this is about. Horse-riding? Catcalls? Annoying musicians in subway stations who make you so angry that you want to hit them?”
Austria – Rise Like a Phoenis by Conchita Wurst - Adele/Skyfall-wannabe song but the voice is not that good – and the beard is giving me Hunger Games vibes (avoid the comments – they are ... predictably asshole-ish).
Belarus – Cheesecake by Teo - discount Robin Thicke doesn’t want to eat his on-and-off girlfriend’s cheesecake anymore. This is not a metaphor. I think.
Denmark – Cliché Love Song by Basim - “AFRO CIRCUS, AFRO CIRCU – holy shit, he really has an Afro, I’m sorry!” Remember that time when Phineas and Ferb wrote a popular love song? Yeah this is exactly like that
Finland – Something Better by Softengine The title is hilarious and fitting as it is definitely better than the ones before. Nice poprock-stuff and I actually like this. Unironically.
France – Moustache by Twin Twin Well, someone had fun watching Papa Outai and copying all of the aesthetics. But it is a damn catchy song like French for people who don’t speak French. C’est comme si, c’est comme ça...
Iceland – No Prejudice by Pollapönk “Okay guys, we smoked three blunts, watched ‘Scott Pilgrim’ and now we need a lot of words that barely rhyme with prejudice, like “this”, “miss”...”
Israel – Same Heart by Mei Finegold The song is not that bad? But the video is a total catastrophe with terribly unsubtle allusions to Beyoncé (who wore it better. TENTHOUSAND TIMES BETTER), random katanas and why the hell is no one wearing pants.
Latvia – Cake to Bake by Aarzemnieki “Hey, Nachbarn in der alternativen Holzhüttenkommune, kommt mal alle auf die alternative Kommunen-Waldlichtung und helft uns beim Video für den Eurovision Song Contest!” This is the best song ever and the second about cake I can’t xDD
Malta – Coming Home by Firelight First of all: Mumford and Sons called. They want you to stop following them around.
Secondly: “You know what the Eurovision Song Contest 2014 definitely needs more of? Uplifting songs about World War I. Yeah. Definitely.”
Poland – We are Slavic by Donatan&Cleo Single-handedly throwing back feminism to the Dark Ages.
Switzerland – Hunter of Stars by Sebalter Ratatouille meets High School Musical in the hotel of “Suite Life of Zack and Cody”. But they are so cute!
The rest is wailing women from the church of “Our Lady of Soundtrack Sorrow” , really bad pop or really boring pop music. In other news water is still wet.