Drabbles - The Expendables - Barney/Lee
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nessanielWe watched the first movie together yesterday and I really cannot contain all my love for these bros anymore, oh God, I love everything.
These are not beta-read, they are so bad, really, but I just don't know where to put all my feelings and all my love anymore, so take these and mock me for being the most ridiculous person on earth.
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ayawinner (I don't care if you are not really in the fandom, this is for you, shut up)
School (the one where the team suffers)
Hale has never been one for praying and all that stuff, but right now he is pleading with God to make him deaf for the next fifteen hours so he won’t shoot his leader or his second-in-command who are currently flying them home and bickering like it will go out of style.
“Can’t they just rent a room and get it over with like normal people”, he groans.
Toll right next to him nods gravely. “This is worse than school”, he agrees. “I bet if Lee had braids, Barney would cut ‘em off.”
Hale grins. “Think he did that already.”
Morals (the one where Barney is Lupin)
“You think you are so cold and dark and alone,” Lee all but snarls, when he finally hunted down Barney in the shadiest bar he has ever seen. “But I never believed that and you know I didn’t. So why the hell do you expect me to believe you now? After all your pining and your woeful looks I finally come around and want to give you what you want and you have nothing better to do than to run away from me because of some set of truly ridiculous morals?”
Barney winces, suddenly looking very pained and afraid – of Lee, of himself, of possibilities, of everything perhaps.
“Lee, please”, he begs. “Don’t do that. I’m too old, too jaded... you deserve so much better than me...”
“No I don’t”, says Lee, grabs Barney by the neck and kisses him right then and there and for the first time in years he wonders why it took him so long to see what was right in front of him.
Rust (the one where Lee has no idea how to communicate)
Lee is stomping around the plane like the circus is in town and Barney is on the receiving end of a rant of epic proportions. He has no clue how he deserved that, really, he had just been sitting here, enjoying his coffee, when Lee had barged in like a furious ex-wife.
“You are living in a fucking plane! Everything here is falling apart and full of rust, what are you thinking?”, Lee says and kicks one of the front seats.
“I’m thinking that I have no idea what you are on about”, Barney answers. “I happen to like my plane.”
“Yeah that’s because you obviously lack taste.” Lee scoffs.
“Explains why I spend so much time with you, eh?”
Barney grins. He half expects a knife between the eyes when he sees Lee reaching into his jacket but the only thing thrown at him is a hate filled glance – as well as a silver key that is suddenly dropped into his lap.
“What the hell”, he mutters but Lee is already opening the hatch and jumping out of the plane.
“You coming?” he shouts over his shoulder. “I wanna be home before you die of old age, you bastard!”
These are not beta-read, they are so bad, really, but I just don't know where to put all my feelings and all my love anymore, so take these and mock me for being the most ridiculous person on earth.
For:
ayawinner (I don't care if you are not really in the fandom, this is for you, shut up)School (the one where the team suffers)
Hale has never been one for praying and all that stuff, but right now he is pleading with God to make him deaf for the next fifteen hours so he won’t shoot his leader or his second-in-command who are currently flying them home and bickering like it will go out of style.
“Can’t they just rent a room and get it over with like normal people”, he groans.
Toll right next to him nods gravely. “This is worse than school”, he agrees. “I bet if Lee had braids, Barney would cut ‘em off.”
Hale grins. “Think he did that already.”
Morals (the one where Barney is Lupin)
“You think you are so cold and dark and alone,” Lee all but snarls, when he finally hunted down Barney in the shadiest bar he has ever seen. “But I never believed that and you know I didn’t. So why the hell do you expect me to believe you now? After all your pining and your woeful looks I finally come around and want to give you what you want and you have nothing better to do than to run away from me because of some set of truly ridiculous morals?”
Barney winces, suddenly looking very pained and afraid – of Lee, of himself, of possibilities, of everything perhaps.
“Lee, please”, he begs. “Don’t do that. I’m too old, too jaded... you deserve so much better than me...”
“No I don’t”, says Lee, grabs Barney by the neck and kisses him right then and there and for the first time in years he wonders why it took him so long to see what was right in front of him.
Rust (the one where Lee has no idea how to communicate)
Lee is stomping around the plane like the circus is in town and Barney is on the receiving end of a rant of epic proportions. He has no clue how he deserved that, really, he had just been sitting here, enjoying his coffee, when Lee had barged in like a furious ex-wife.
“You are living in a fucking plane! Everything here is falling apart and full of rust, what are you thinking?”, Lee says and kicks one of the front seats.
“I’m thinking that I have no idea what you are on about”, Barney answers. “I happen to like my plane.”
“Yeah that’s because you obviously lack taste.” Lee scoffs.
“Explains why I spend so much time with you, eh?”
Barney grins. He half expects a knife between the eyes when he sees Lee reaching into his jacket but the only thing thrown at him is a hate filled glance – as well as a silver key that is suddenly dropped into his lap.
“What the hell”, he mutters but Lee is already opening the hatch and jumping out of the plane.
“You coming?” he shouts over his shoulder. “I wanna be home before you die of old age, you bastard!”