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nessanielOkay, Werder. I am not going to complain about the complete lack of a defense-line today and I will totally not bitch about your drama-queen-tactic and actually trying for CL in overtime only. I love you too much for being angry, you sick fuckers, but please, never ever do that again, okay?
Oh and I got informed that I have to work on Sunday when our restaurant is having "Jazz-Frühshoppen." I hate Jazz. This is gonna be so awful. But oh well, after it, I will go to the Leverkusen vs. Gladbach match with pinku, so it should be alright and I can scream all I want... yeah baby!
Meme Time! Choose twelve characters of your fandom and answer the questions!
My boys:
1. Per Mertesacker
2. Clemens Fritz
3. Tim Wiese
4. Arne Friedrich
5. Jörg Butt
6. Manuel Neuer
7. René Adler
8. Stefan Kießling
9. Simon Rolfes
10. Jogi Löw
11. Hansi Flick
12. Marko Marin (because he totally is today’s HERO!)
01.) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?
Manuel Neuer/Hansi Flick. Yes I did. No, really, I did! And I needed a lot of brainbleach to get rid of that memory. The pairing itself isn’t that completely unfortunate but the story was uninspired, cliché and totally unsexy. If I wasn’t soooo into my eternal trainer-ship, I would give it a try myself… but… no.
02.) Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
LIKE WHOA! Have you seen him smile/stand/breathe/be devastated/play? He is AWESOME and my very first fangirl-crush concerning the football-fandom! Just look at my icon you are going to swoooooooooooooon....
03.) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
Marko Marin getting Stefan Kießling pregnant? Oh Lord. I do not even want to think about it, because… oh Jesus, that is so wrong. Marko is the child, how can he get someone pregnant???
04.) Do you recall any fics about Nine?
Simon Rolfes? Yeah, a lot of oneshots but seriously this guy needs more attention. MÄH!
05.) Would Two and Six make a good couple?
Clemens Fritz/Manuel Neuer. Uff… well it is a defender/goalkeeper-combination so it could work, but I will have to wait for Werder vs. Schalke to have some sort of revelation about those two.
06.) Five/Nine or Five/Ten?
Jörg Butt/Simon Rolfes or Jörg Butt/Jogi Löw.
Uh, I think Butt/Rolfes could work because I have a thing for May/September-romances. (I will be slaughtered for this thought by pinku any time soon now xD).
07.) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
René Adler walking in on Clemens Fritz and Marko Marin? He would politely ask since when Clemens has a thing for children, then he joins them. At least in my head. xD Or he would die from embarrassment.
08.) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten Fanfic.
Tim Wiese/Jogi Löw.
You cannot be fucking serious about this. Lord, my mind is burning just from the thought of that. No way. I mean, okay, he could try to seduce him to get the #1 and Jogi would be a total bitch because he would just play with him all the time and enjoy the sex before telling him, that he stays #3 and that is just because he is good at giving head and… no. NOOOOOO!
09.) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff?
Per/Stefan. I searched but I came up with nothing. Which is not all that surprising considering the fact that both of them already have some nice team members to be paired up with. XD
10.) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic.
René Adler/Marko Marin.
There are like a bazillion titles with "wings", "broken", "missed chance" aso. in my mind. But I am in for some crack so
"Fliegende Fruchtzwerge"
Awesome name for a band actually...
11.) If you had to walk home through a bad neighbourhood late at night, would you feel safer in the company of 7 or 8?
René Adler and Stefan Kießling.
Teheheh… both of them wouldn’t be that safe around me actually… tehehehhe…
12.) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?
There is het in football-fandom? XDDD
13.) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven
Hansi Flick. Ohhh, quite a lot actually… felinarian, failte_aoife, myself, some girls over at manndecker…
14.) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?
Clemens Fritz/Arne Friedrich/Jörg Butt.
If you do, please let me know and I will love you for all eternity… *is off sabbern*
15.) What might Seven scream at a moment of great passion? :3
René Adler? Some sick corner of my mind is making him scream in his adorable dialect… XDDDD
16.) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?
Stefan Kießling. Äh… the Leverkusen-song. Sterben oder siegen. Because. Well look. XD
And yeah I am singing that song like 24/7. *headdesking myself into a coma*
17.) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?
Per/Manuel/Marko.
Hobbit crushing? XDDDD
18.) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?
Jogi Löw on Clemens Fritz.
“Wanna be back in the Natio, babe?”
(you have no idea how mean I feel right now XD)
19.) When was the last time you read a fic about Five?
Jörg Butt. Yesterday, actually! It had the really odd but incredibly cute pairing Fritz/Butt and some fluffy talk and awwwww we need more with Butt (which sounds incrediblely stupid in English XD).
20.) What is Six's super-secret kink?
Manuel Neuer? Oh, I believe he likes himself some rivaling goalkeeper with whipped cream all over him, sprawled out on his bed…
21.) Would Eleven get in bed with Nine? Drunk or sober?
Hansi Flick and Simon Rolfes. I cannot for the life of me see that happening. Hansi belongs to Jogi that’s it. And Rolfes would never get this drunk. XD
22.) What would 5 most likely be arrested for?
Jörg Butt. Ähm… being from Bavaria? (For me, that is a reason to get arrested xD).
Maybe he gets busted because he likes doing it in public places…
23.) "One (Per Mertesacker) and Nine (Simon Rolfes) are in a happy relationship until Nine (Simon Rolfes) suddenly runs off with Four (Arne Friedrich) (that broke my heart! ;_;). One (Per Mertesacker), broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven (Hansi Flick) and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve (Marko Marin), then follows the wise advice of Five (Jörg Butt) and finds true love with Three (Tim Wiese) (because goalkeepers are the best <3)" What title would you give this fic?
“LOOK I TOOK DRUGS AND WROTE SOMETHING!”
“Fish in the net” maybe.
24.) Name three of your friends who might read it.
Pinku, because I would force her and maybe felinarian and failte_aoife because they would find some crack a bit amusing? Maybe? XD
25.) Name one person who should write it.
NOBODY. Per can only be happy with Arne!
26.) How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?
René Adler/Stefan Kießling. Well, it is, and I am more than pleased. XD
27.) Who would make a better college professor: 6 or 11?
Manuel Neuer, Hansi Flick.
…
You ever listened to them? But oh well, even if I would learn nothing at all, I’d still have some nice things to stare at… reminds me of my Japanese class last semester…
28.) Do you think 2 is hot? How hot?
RAWR! At first I didn't like him that much but he is such a goodlooking guy...
29.) Does anyone on your friends list read 7 slash?
René Adler. Uhm… anyone on my f-list interested in football might have considered pairing the Bundesadler up with somebody of his own team (or the other two competitors for the #1 in Germany’s goal XD).
30.) 12 sends 8 on a mission. What is it and does it succeed?
Marko Marin sends Stefan Kießling.
„Yeah, right, little one…“ *pats Marko’s head and strolls away laughing* End of mission. XD
Oh and I got informed that I have to work on Sunday when our restaurant is having "Jazz-Frühshoppen." I hate Jazz. This is gonna be so awful. But oh well, after it, I will go to the Leverkusen vs. Gladbach match with pinku, so it should be alright and I can scream all I want... yeah baby!
Meme Time! Choose twelve characters of your fandom and answer the questions!
My boys:
1. Per Mertesacker
2. Clemens Fritz
3. Tim Wiese
4. Arne Friedrich
5. Jörg Butt
6. Manuel Neuer
7. René Adler
8. Stefan Kießling
9. Simon Rolfes
10. Jogi Löw
11. Hansi Flick
12. Marko Marin (because he totally is today’s HERO!)
01.) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?
Manuel Neuer/Hansi Flick. Yes I did. No, really, I did! And I needed a lot of brainbleach to get rid of that memory. The pairing itself isn’t that completely unfortunate but the story was uninspired, cliché and totally unsexy. If I wasn’t soooo into my eternal trainer-ship, I would give it a try myself… but… no.
02.) Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
LIKE WHOA! Have you seen him smile/stand/breathe/be devastated/play? He is AWESOME and my very first fangirl-crush concerning the football-fandom! Just look at my icon you are going to swoooooooooooooon....
03.) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
Marko Marin getting Stefan Kießling pregnant? Oh Lord. I do not even want to think about it, because… oh Jesus, that is so wrong. Marko is the child, how can he get someone pregnant???
04.) Do you recall any fics about Nine?
Simon Rolfes? Yeah, a lot of oneshots but seriously this guy needs more attention. MÄH!
05.) Would Two and Six make a good couple?
Clemens Fritz/Manuel Neuer. Uff… well it is a defender/goalkeeper-combination so it could work, but I will have to wait for Werder vs. Schalke to have some sort of revelation about those two.
06.) Five/Nine or Five/Ten?
Jörg Butt/Simon Rolfes or Jörg Butt/Jogi Löw.
Uh, I think Butt/Rolfes could work because I have a thing for May/September-romances. (I will be slaughtered for this thought by pinku any time soon now xD).
07.) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
René Adler walking in on Clemens Fritz and Marko Marin? He would politely ask since when Clemens has a thing for children, then he joins them. At least in my head. xD Or he would die from embarrassment.
08.) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten Fanfic.
Tim Wiese/Jogi Löw.
You cannot be fucking serious about this. Lord, my mind is burning just from the thought of that. No way. I mean, okay, he could try to seduce him to get the #1 and Jogi would be a total bitch because he would just play with him all the time and enjoy the sex before telling him, that he stays #3 and that is just because he is good at giving head and… no. NOOOOOO!
09.) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff?
Per/Stefan. I searched but I came up with nothing. Which is not all that surprising considering the fact that both of them already have some nice team members to be paired up with. XD
10.) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic.
René Adler/Marko Marin.
There are like a bazillion titles with "wings", "broken", "missed chance" aso. in my mind. But I am in for some crack so
"Fliegende Fruchtzwerge"
Awesome name for a band actually...
11.) If you had to walk home through a bad neighbourhood late at night, would you feel safer in the company of 7 or 8?
René Adler and Stefan Kießling.
Teheheh… both of them wouldn’t be that safe around me actually… tehehehhe…
12.) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?
There is het in football-fandom? XDDD
13.) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven
Hansi Flick. Ohhh, quite a lot actually… felinarian, failte_aoife, myself, some girls over at manndecker…
14.) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?
Clemens Fritz/Arne Friedrich/Jörg Butt.
If you do, please let me know and I will love you for all eternity… *is off sabbern*
15.) What might Seven scream at a moment of great passion? :3
René Adler? Some sick corner of my mind is making him scream in his adorable dialect… XDDDD
16.) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?
Stefan Kießling. Äh… the Leverkusen-song. Sterben oder siegen. Because. Well look. XD
And yeah I am singing that song like 24/7. *headdesking myself into a coma*
17.) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?
Per/Manuel/Marko.
Hobbit crushing? XDDDD
18.) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?
Jogi Löw on Clemens Fritz.
“Wanna be back in the Natio, babe?”
(you have no idea how mean I feel right now XD)
19.) When was the last time you read a fic about Five?
Jörg Butt. Yesterday, actually! It had the really odd but incredibly cute pairing Fritz/Butt and some fluffy talk and awwwww we need more with Butt (which sounds incrediblely stupid in English XD).
20.) What is Six's super-secret kink?
Manuel Neuer? Oh, I believe he likes himself some rivaling goalkeeper with whipped cream all over him, sprawled out on his bed…
21.) Would Eleven get in bed with Nine? Drunk or sober?
Hansi Flick and Simon Rolfes. I cannot for the life of me see that happening. Hansi belongs to Jogi that’s it. And Rolfes would never get this drunk. XD
22.) What would 5 most likely be arrested for?
Jörg Butt. Ähm… being from Bavaria? (For me, that is a reason to get arrested xD).
Maybe he gets busted because he likes doing it in public places…
23.) "One (Per Mertesacker) and Nine (Simon Rolfes) are in a happy relationship until Nine (Simon Rolfes) suddenly runs off with Four (Arne Friedrich) (that broke my heart! ;_;). One (Per Mertesacker), broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven (Hansi Flick) and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve (Marko Marin), then follows the wise advice of Five (Jörg Butt) and finds true love with Three (Tim Wiese) (because goalkeepers are the best <3)" What title would you give this fic?
“LOOK I TOOK DRUGS AND WROTE SOMETHING!”
“Fish in the net” maybe.
24.) Name three of your friends who might read it.
Pinku, because I would force her and maybe felinarian and failte_aoife because they would find some crack a bit amusing? Maybe? XD
25.) Name one person who should write it.
NOBODY. Per can only be happy with Arne!
26.) How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?
René Adler/Stefan Kießling. Well, it is, and I am more than pleased. XD
27.) Who would make a better college professor: 6 or 11?
Manuel Neuer, Hansi Flick.
…
You ever listened to them? But oh well, even if I would learn nothing at all, I’d still have some nice things to stare at… reminds me of my Japanese class last semester…
28.) Do you think 2 is hot? How hot?
RAWR! At first I didn't like him that much but he is such a goodlooking guy...
29.) Does anyone on your friends list read 7 slash?
René Adler. Uhm… anyone on my f-list interested in football might have considered pairing the Bundesadler up with somebody of his own team (or the other two competitors for the #1 in Germany’s goal XD).
30.) 12 sends 8 on a mission. What is it and does it succeed?
Marko Marin sends Stefan Kießling.
„Yeah, right, little one…“ *pats Marko’s head and strolls away laughing* End of mission. XD
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Date: 2010-08-25 08:27 am (UTC)That one now deleted over on Manndecker? Well, ... hand me the bleach, please...
*ROFL* Nessa, you are brillant. I should write that one for you, just because of this title ... *ROFL*
You do really have a thing for Jogi being a bitch, have you? I'm not sure, if I approve that...
Well, but then, I approve this one so I guess, I can forgive your fantasies about a mean Jogi...
Maybe you'd ask me to do the beta so I have to. And afterwards I'd ask you for a portion of this nice drugs you've taken, to get that thing written.
But, well that settles it: I'm going to do one of my own...
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Date: 2010-08-25 08:40 am (UTC)pfffffffffffffffffft...schau wie bös dich die Bavaria in meinem Icon jetzt anstarrt XD She is not amused.
Und welche Drogen brauchst du genau um 23 zu schreiben? Ich besorg sie dir LOL
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Date: 2010-08-25 08:23 pm (UTC)aber naja, der Herr Butt kann wenigstens ordentlich reden und sieht RAWR aus, von daher sei ihm alles verziehen.
23??? Ich glaub nicht, dass das irgendwer lesen will. Das ist doch viel zu... Ich mein das Endpairing Per/Wiese geht ja noch, immerhin sind sie im selben Team. Aber... dass Rolfes mit Arne durchbrennt ist... nein. NEIN NEIN NEIN. NEINE!
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Date: 2010-08-25 08:45 pm (UTC)(Ja...das war dann meine Gute Tat für heute: ich hab als Fränkin die Bayern verteidigt)
Ich kann bei crack-fics einfach nicht widerstehen (Und eine Fic mit dem Titel 'Fish in the Net' MUSS einfach existieren)
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Date: 2010-08-26 03:32 pm (UTC)Ich schau gerade die Beckmann-Folge und muss tierisch kichern:
- weil Dietmar Bärs Hemd grauenvoll aussieht.
- weil es soooo süß ist, wie Dominic Raake in die Kamera lacht
- KAIN! *_* OMGOMGOMGOMG!
Herzlichen Dank noch mal für die Sticker und die Karte und die Folge. *is off fangirlen*
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Date: 2010-08-26 04:23 pm (UTC)Ich verlange dann einen Ausführlichen Bericht, was du mit den Stickern gemacht hast XD
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Date: 2010-08-26 04:31 pm (UTC)Wer zum Donner ist der wunderhübsche Geek-Kollege vom Krassnitzer, der ungefähr drei Sekunden im Bild war??!?!? ICH VERLANGE SLASH! D=
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Date: 2010-08-26 04:35 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2010-08-26 04:13 pm (UTC)Und die Kölner sind auch superniedlich. Auch wenn ich niemals über diesen Ohrring von Bär hinweg kommen werde. <33