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nessaniel Give me a pairing and I will tell you:
1. What they most commonly do during sex
2. Who has prettier hair
3. What they argue about most often
4. Who'd cope best if the other one died
5. The happiest plausible happily-ever-after I can think of for them.
(fandoms: Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings, Soccer-Slash, Tatort, Criminal Minds, The Persuaders, Starsky&Hutch, Uraboku, alles von CLAMP, Devil May Cry, Assassin's Creed, Sherlock (BBC, aber auch so), My little Pony:Friendship is Magic, anything Disney... fragt einfach, wenn ich das Pairing nicht kennen sollte, dann frag ich nach xD)
1. What they most commonly do during sex
2. Who has prettier hair
3. What they argue about most often
4. Who'd cope best if the other one died
5. The happiest plausible happily-ever-after I can think of for them.
(fandoms: Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings, Soccer-Slash, Tatort, Criminal Minds, The Persuaders, Starsky&Hutch, Uraboku, alles von CLAMP, Devil May Cry, Assassin's Creed, Sherlock (BBC, aber auch so), My little Pony:Friendship is Magic, anything Disney... fragt einfach, wenn ich das Pairing nicht kennen sollte, dann frag ich nach xD)
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Date: 2011-08-16 03:20 pm (UTC)DO YOU WANT TO FUCKING KILL ME?!?!?! *hyperventilates like whoa*
1. What they most commonly do during sex
Scream, shout, grunt, touch in very inappropriate places, always trying to get the better of the other one, being surprised if two of them turn against the third (usually against Adler because he is such a pretty boy and I love to abuse him)...
2. Who has prettier hair
Usually I'd say Adler but after last year's abomination I am not too sure if this title can't be won by the others.
3. What they argue about most often
- Rene's height or the lack thereof (3 cm xD)
- Wiese being a headstrong douchebag
- Adler being a virgin concerning males (that's my headcanon, sue me xD)
- Neuer being way too cheeky (at least for Wiese) and Adler having to deal with those idiots...
4. Who'd cope best if the other one died
Eh, no one dies around here! Shush!
5. The happiest plausible happily-ever-after I can think of for them.
Lots of heacvy sweaty man sex after games, before games, DURING games and always coming back to each other for some challenging non-fluffy-non-happy sex. ;DDDDDD
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Date: 2011-08-22 12:12 pm (UTC)Oh, and by the way: The birdy is anything but an virgin!!! No way! Far to compatible with nearly anybody - even Ballack!
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Date: 2011-08-22 01:10 pm (UTC)