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nessaniel Give me a pairing and I will tell you:
1. What they most commonly do during sex
2. Who has prettier hair
3. What they argue about most often
4. Who'd cope best if the other one died
5. The happiest plausible happily-ever-after I can think of for them.
(fandoms: Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings, Soccer-Slash, Tatort, Criminal Minds, The Persuaders, Starsky&Hutch, Uraboku, alles von CLAMP, Devil May Cry, Assassin's Creed, Sherlock (BBC, aber auch so), My little Pony:Friendship is Magic, anything Disney... fragt einfach, wenn ich das Pairing nicht kennen sollte, dann frag ich nach xD)
1. What they most commonly do during sex
2. Who has prettier hair
3. What they argue about most often
4. Who'd cope best if the other one died
5. The happiest plausible happily-ever-after I can think of for them.
(fandoms: Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings, Soccer-Slash, Tatort, Criminal Minds, The Persuaders, Starsky&Hutch, Uraboku, alles von CLAMP, Devil May Cry, Assassin's Creed, Sherlock (BBC, aber auch so), My little Pony:Friendship is Magic, anything Disney... fragt einfach, wenn ich das Pairing nicht kennen sollte, dann frag ich nach xD)
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Date: 2011-08-16 02:22 am (UTC)Steve/Danny!
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Date: 2011-08-16 10:39 am (UTC)1. What they most commonly do during sex
They laugh a lot and talk about their injuries and whine about them mockingly so the other one feels compelled to cuddle and soothe and it's all in good fun and lots of friends with benefits and awwwww my headcanon is making me dizzy. *_*
2. Who has prettier hair
Kieß. There is no point in arguing.
3. What they argue about most often
Maybe about cooking because Kieß loves to cook and always makes superspecialawesome meals when Timmey is visiting and Timmey is all like "meh, gimme ketchup!"
4. Who'd cope best if the other one died
Nooooooone dies in my headcanon! >_<
5. The happiest plausible happily-ever-after I can think of for them.
Uhh, I think they are pretty happy in their headcanon-relationship right now, so there is no need for fluffy unicorns and stuff.
Steve/Danny
1. What they most commonly do during sex
Banter. Ohh, the bantering going on is sometimes too much for either Danny or Steve so he decides to shut the other up with a long passionate kiss and then sexy times ensue.
2. Who has prettier hair
Hard one but I'm going with Danny on this one because I have a thing for blondes.
3. What they argue about most often
Everything! *______*
Steve being reckless, Danny doing stuff too hard by the book, music, food, dresscodes, basketball, grammar and vocabulary... oh the love *_*...
4. Who'd cope best if the other one died
I think Danny would because he has Gracey to live for if something should happen to Steve but it will be unbearably hard on him.
5. The happiest plausible happily-ever-after I can think of for them.
They get married (after all the shit that happened during the season finale gets resolved) and move in together and Gracey starts living with them too, they fight crime and can be a rolemodel for gay couples everywhere and even the villains appreciate their love and everything will be rainbows and glitter and fluffy unicorns. <33333
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Date: 2011-08-16 08:43 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-08-16 09:58 am (UTC)That's boring, next question! ;D
2. Who has prettier hair
Kiwi does! Of course! Her long beautiful golden locks... xDDDD
3. What they argue about most often
"Do you wanna eat?"
"Yes."
"What shall I cook?"
"... I DONT KNOW!"
*RAGE*
4. Who'd cope best if the other one died
Honestly, I don't know. I don't even want to think about it. >__>
5. The happiest plausible happily-ever-after I can think of for them.
We are getting married after we graduate with perfect grades then we get superwell paid jobs, find a cozy home somewhere with a garden and then we have two children! =D
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Date: 2011-08-16 10:40 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-08-16 02:32 pm (UTC)and Adler/ Neuer/ Wiese ;)
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Date: 2011-08-16 03:20 pm (UTC)DO YOU WANT TO FUCKING KILL ME?!?!?! *hyperventilates like whoa*
1. What they most commonly do during sex
Scream, shout, grunt, touch in very inappropriate places, always trying to get the better of the other one, being surprised if two of them turn against the third (usually against Adler because he is such a pretty boy and I love to abuse him)...
2. Who has prettier hair
Usually I'd say Adler but after last year's abomination I am not too sure if this title can't be won by the others.
3. What they argue about most often
- Rene's height or the lack thereof (3 cm xD)
- Wiese being a headstrong douchebag
- Adler being a virgin concerning males (that's my headcanon, sue me xD)
- Neuer being way too cheeky (at least for Wiese) and Adler having to deal with those idiots...
4. Who'd cope best if the other one died
Eh, no one dies around here! Shush!
5. The happiest plausible happily-ever-after I can think of for them.
Lots of heacvy sweaty man sex after games, before games, DURING games and always coming back to each other for some challenging non-fluffy-non-happy sex. ;DDDDDD
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Date: 2011-08-22 12:12 pm (UTC)Oh, and by the way: The birdy is anything but an virgin!!! No way! Far to compatible with nearly anybody - even Ballack!
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Date: 2011-08-22 01:10 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-08-16 04:01 pm (UTC)1. What they most commonly do during sex
Cuddle! And Basti ruffles Thorsten's locks because Thorsten is all "Nooooo, away from my hair, biatch!"
2. Who has prettier hair
Thorsten. At least if it's long. LOCKS! *_*
3. What they argue about most often
Thorsten being all secretive and not outspoken at all, how he hides his feelings and thoughts although they are a couple. And Basti's wife is also a point which they argue about.
4. Who'd cope best if the other one died
Basti would completely fall apart because he gave up his life for Thorsten completely and wouldn't know how to cope. Thorsten on the other hand... I think he would never again open himself up to another human being and die a lonely, early death.
...
Yeah, I totally love them, don't I...
5. The happiest plausible happily-ever-after I can think of for them.
(I just noticed, there is a "plausible" in the above question... whoopsie. xD)
Ehm yeah... plausible would be... Basti gets divorced, marries Thorsten, has to put up with Thorsten sometimes calling him Victor (xDD), gets to see his kids on a regular basis, gets NOT shot down by some homophobistic asshole, grows old with Thorsten (or more watches Thorsten grow old and die before he follows <3).
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Date: 2011-08-16 04:32 pm (UTC)Aragorn/Boromir
Ezio/Leonardo
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Date: 2011-08-17 09:58 pm (UTC)Boerne/Thiel
1. What they most commonly do during sex
I still have a hard time imagining them having sex because I somehow watched them grow old and yeah... but I think Boerne would never shut up and always try to hold back longer than THiel until Thiel does snap one day and they argue and have lots of cuddly sex afterwards (I'm a clichéd lazy bitch...)
2. Who has prettier hair
Uhh, Boerne.
3. What they argue about most often
Everything basically. Mostly Boerne being too arrogant and too curious for his own good and how he can never accept that Thiel is a human being of his own. <3
4. Who'd cope best if the other one died
Uhh... neither one of them would do great, but Boerne would be even more socially awkward, I think..
5. The happiest plausible happily-ever-after I can think of for them.
Thiel moves in after a while because some sort of stuff is going down with his own flat and he somehow "forgets" moving out and they would finally call each other by their first name.
Aragorn/Boromir
This one was especially hard because I only ship het in LotR. xDD I am crazy like that...
1. What they most commonly do during sex
MOAN! They'd grunt and ruttle because they are both really manly man. And sometimes Boromir would cry, I think, because there is much more pressure on him than on Aragorn (bookwise speaking) since he lacks Aragorn's exerience and wisdom of age.
...
YES THATS WHAT THEY DO DURING SEX OBVIOUSLY.
2. Who has prettier hair
Boromir. Because Aragorn's hair during the coronation scene is stupid! (Because it is more silky than mine I am just jealous xD).
3. What they argue about most often
Gondor, the king, the stuart of Gondor, Minas Tirith's line of defense (possibly even some marriages, maybe Boromir thinks of a way to marry Faramir off and gain some political advantage out of it... he'd never do that because all he can think of is war, so those are just some games Aragorn encourages him to play so he can ease off a bit...
Jeez, I just made myself a shipper of this pairing, argh! <.<)
4. Who'd cope best if the other one died
Obviously Aragorn. xDD
5. The happiest plausible happily-ever-after I can think of for them.
I don't think they would have ever been romantically involved if it wasn't for the war and the fellowship's journey but considering this surroundings, there obviously cannot be a happy ending. ;;_;;
Ezio/Leonardo
1. What they most commonly do during sex
Uh... I think Leonardo would get easily distracted because of Ezio's perfectly shaped body and babble on about how he absolutely model for him one day. And Ezio would groan and shut Leonardo up with a kiss...
(I do see a a pattern here o.o)
2. Who has prettier hair
Leon. <3 My thing for blondes...xD
3. What they argue about most often
Leonardo is always worried about Ezio's safety, I think...
4. Who'd cope best if the other one died
Ezio actually. He has dealt with lots of deaths of people he was once close with and as sad as it sounds, Leon would just be another one of those victims...
5. The happiest plausible happily-ever-after I can think of for them.
Leonardo and Ezio would somehow keep contact although Ezio being in Konstantinopel. That would be everything (because Leon would die anyway ;_;)
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Date: 2011-08-19 01:15 pm (UTC)Thiel und Boerne... ja... Mir fiel es am Anfang auch schwer, mehr als puren Fluff und Romance zwischen den beiden zu sehen. Aber nach einiger Zeit war ich doch mindestens genau so frustriert wie die beiden, dass sie nie über ein wenig Rumgeknutsche hinaus gekommen sind xD Dem Rest kann ich so ziemlich zustimmen ; )
Aragorn und Boromir, da bin ich auch nur aus Zufall drauf gestoßen. Aber die Manips dazu haben mich direkt überzeugt ;D --> Human Desire
Und Hurray! für eine neue Shipperin(?) :D
Ezio und Leonardo: D'awwwww :3 Babbling Leo^^
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Date: 2011-08-19 01:18 pm (UTC)Human Desire
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Date: 2011-08-21 05:23 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-08-17 05:55 pm (UTC)Und wenn du dich an das Paring erinnerst: Sparrington. *g*
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Date: 2011-08-17 10:16 pm (UTC)1. What they most commonly do during sex
Uhh... Sherlock knowing the most ridiculously sensitive spots on Watson's body and driving him crazy every week xD
2. Who has prettier hair
SHERLOCK! *_________*
3. What they argue about most often
Maybe about Sherlock's inability to bond with anyone else than Watson because he will be very clingy and Watson has to teach him that people even those in a relationship need space.
4. Who'd cope best if the other one died
Uff... I have no idea, sorry, I'll pass.
5. The happiest plausible happily-ever-after I can think of for them.
Moriarty explodes into lots of glitter and in the light of this Sherlock will see how important Watson is to him and he would marry him instantly.
Sparrington
1. What they most commonly do during sex
Norrington would clearly moan about how dirty Jack is (as in ... mud everywhere xD) and Jack would love to embarrass Norrington by doing... stuff to him.
2. Who has prettier hair
JACK! Because let's be honest, Norrington wears a wig most of the time. xD
3. What they argue about most often
Dirt. And Jack being immoral and stuff. xD
4. Who'd cope best if the other one died
Uhm. Jack maybe? Because he is the one who still has the sea to love.
5. The happiest plausible happily-ever-after I can think of for them.
Norrington would quit the Navy (I know he did but you know what I mean xD) and he and Jack would have a ship to steer together to the horizon and beyond. <3
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Date: 2011-08-18 06:22 pm (UTC)I really like the Moriarty glitter. *g*
Awww, Jack and James happily ever after! :)
I do actually think that James would cope better with Jack's death, just because James had so much time perfecting that "Nothing can touch me!" appearance. He would hurt like mad - but he wouldn't show it. Or, maybe in his eyes a bit... ;_; ...
Well, considering the movies, Jack's actually coping pretty well, so uhm, perhaps my theory isn't that great after all. *g*
Sorry
Date: 2011-08-21 02:36 pm (UTC)Ritter/Stark
Re: Sorry
Date: 2011-08-21 04:25 pm (UTC)Renly/Loras
1. What they most commonly do during sex
Bloodplay. *sporfle*
2. Who has prettier hair
Loras! It's swaying gently behind him in the wind... (reminds me of Sissi
3. What they argue about most often
Maybe that Renly doesn't tell the whole world how much in luuuuuuv they actually are? I have no idea. XD
4. Who'd cope best if the other one died
Maybe Loras, he seems to be a bit more... bitchy. XD
5. The happiest plausible happily-ever-after I can think of for them.
A happy ending in ASoIaF? That's not possible! XD
Ritter/Stark
1. What they most commonly do during sex
Uhm... I think they prefer the cowgirl position during sex because Felix wants to be in charge all the time and Till would crush him if he was to lie on top of him. xDD
2. Who has prettier hair
Till! =D
3. What they argue about most often
Till being a macho and not accepting that Felix needs quality time with his son.
Oh and Till being a macho and doing everything without thinking it through (on the job as well as in their relationship).
4. Who'd cope best if the other one died
Maybe Felix because he has his son to life for? But it would be extremely hard on him. ;_;
5. The happiest plausible happily-ever-after I can think of for them.
Felix finally gives in and makes the first step because he is tired of waiting for Till to do so and they move in with each other and be totally happy! =D
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Date: 2011-08-21 05:48 pm (UTC)A happy ending in ASoIaF? That's not possible! XD
You're learning fast *gggg*
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Date: 2011-08-22 12:17 pm (UTC)Jack/Ianto
Oh, and:
Thorsten/Victor