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nessaniel Give me a pairing and I will tell you:
1. What they most commonly do during sex
2. Who has prettier hair
3. What they argue about most often
4. Who'd cope best if the other one died
5. The happiest plausible happily-ever-after I can think of for them.
(fandoms: Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings, Soccer-Slash, Tatort, Criminal Minds, The Persuaders, Starsky&Hutch, Uraboku, alles von CLAMP, Devil May Cry, Assassin's Creed, Sherlock (BBC, aber auch so), My little Pony:Friendship is Magic, anything Disney... fragt einfach, wenn ich das Pairing nicht kennen sollte, dann frag ich nach xD)
1. What they most commonly do during sex
2. Who has prettier hair
3. What they argue about most often
4. Who'd cope best if the other one died
5. The happiest plausible happily-ever-after I can think of for them.
(fandoms: Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings, Soccer-Slash, Tatort, Criminal Minds, The Persuaders, Starsky&Hutch, Uraboku, alles von CLAMP, Devil May Cry, Assassin's Creed, Sherlock (BBC, aber auch so), My little Pony:Friendship is Magic, anything Disney... fragt einfach, wenn ich das Pairing nicht kennen sollte, dann frag ich nach xD)
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Date: 2011-08-17 09:58 pm (UTC)Boerne/Thiel
1. What they most commonly do during sex
I still have a hard time imagining them having sex because I somehow watched them grow old and yeah... but I think Boerne would never shut up and always try to hold back longer than THiel until Thiel does snap one day and they argue and have lots of cuddly sex afterwards (I'm a clichéd lazy bitch...)
2. Who has prettier hair
Uhh, Boerne.
3. What they argue about most often
Everything basically. Mostly Boerne being too arrogant and too curious for his own good and how he can never accept that Thiel is a human being of his own. <3
4. Who'd cope best if the other one died
Uhh... neither one of them would do great, but Boerne would be even more socially awkward, I think..
5. The happiest plausible happily-ever-after I can think of for them.
Thiel moves in after a while because some sort of stuff is going down with his own flat and he somehow "forgets" moving out and they would finally call each other by their first name.
Aragorn/Boromir
This one was especially hard because I only ship het in LotR. xDD I am crazy like that...
1. What they most commonly do during sex
MOAN! They'd grunt and ruttle because they are both really manly man. And sometimes Boromir would cry, I think, because there is much more pressure on him than on Aragorn (bookwise speaking) since he lacks Aragorn's exerience and wisdom of age.
...
YES THATS WHAT THEY DO DURING SEX OBVIOUSLY.
2. Who has prettier hair
Boromir. Because Aragorn's hair during the coronation scene is stupid! (Because it is more silky than mine I am just jealous xD).
3. What they argue about most often
Gondor, the king, the stuart of Gondor, Minas Tirith's line of defense (possibly even some marriages, maybe Boromir thinks of a way to marry Faramir off and gain some political advantage out of it... he'd never do that because all he can think of is war, so those are just some games Aragorn encourages him to play so he can ease off a bit...
Jeez, I just made myself a shipper of this pairing, argh! <.<)
4. Who'd cope best if the other one died
Obviously Aragorn. xDD
5. The happiest plausible happily-ever-after I can think of for them.
I don't think they would have ever been romantically involved if it wasn't for the war and the fellowship's journey but considering this surroundings, there obviously cannot be a happy ending. ;;_;;
Ezio/Leonardo
1. What they most commonly do during sex
Uh... I think Leonardo would get easily distracted because of Ezio's perfectly shaped body and babble on about how he absolutely model for him one day. And Ezio would groan and shut Leonardo up with a kiss...
(I do see a a pattern here o.o)
2. Who has prettier hair
Leon. <3 My thing for blondes...xD
3. What they argue about most often
Leonardo is always worried about Ezio's safety, I think...
4. Who'd cope best if the other one died
Ezio actually. He has dealt with lots of deaths of people he was once close with and as sad as it sounds, Leon would just be another one of those victims...
5. The happiest plausible happily-ever-after I can think of for them.
Leonardo and Ezio would somehow keep contact although Ezio being in Konstantinopel. That would be everything (because Leon would die anyway ;_;)
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Date: 2011-08-19 01:15 pm (UTC)Thiel und Boerne... ja... Mir fiel es am Anfang auch schwer, mehr als puren Fluff und Romance zwischen den beiden zu sehen. Aber nach einiger Zeit war ich doch mindestens genau so frustriert wie die beiden, dass sie nie über ein wenig Rumgeknutsche hinaus gekommen sind xD Dem Rest kann ich so ziemlich zustimmen ; )
Aragorn und Boromir, da bin ich auch nur aus Zufall drauf gestoßen. Aber die Manips dazu haben mich direkt überzeugt ;D --> Human Desire
Und Hurray! für eine neue Shipperin(?) :D
Ezio und Leonardo: D'awwwww :3 Babbling Leo^^
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Date: 2011-08-19 01:18 pm (UTC)Human Desire
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Date: 2011-08-21 05:23 pm (UTC)