stolen from kessel_ksl

[nessaniel]

 Give me a pairing and I will tell you:

1. What they most commonly do during sex
2. Who has prettier hair
3. What they argue about most often
4. Who'd cope best if the other one died
5. The happiest plausible happily-ever-after I can think of for them.

(fandoms: Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings, Soccer-Slash, Tatort, Criminal Minds, The Persuaders, Starsky&Hutch, Uraboku, alles von CLAMP, Devil May Cry, Assassin's Creed, Sherlock (BBC, aber auch so), My little Pony:Friendship is Magic, anything Disney... fragt einfach, wenn ich das Pairing nicht kennen sollte, dann frag ich nach xD)

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Lannert/ Bootz

1. What they most commonly do during sex
Cuddle! And Basti ruffles Thorsten's locks because Thorsten is all "Nooooo, away from my hair, biatch!"

2. Who has prettier hair
Thorsten. At least if it's long. LOCKS! *_*

3. What they argue about most often
Thorsten being all secretive and not outspoken at all, how he hides his feelings and thoughts although they are a couple. And Basti's wife is also a point which they argue about.

4. Who'd cope best if the other one died
Basti would completely fall apart because he gave up his life for Thorsten completely and wouldn't know how to cope. Thorsten on the other hand... I think he would never again open himself up to another human being and die a lonely, early death.
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Yeah, I totally love them, don't I...

5. The happiest plausible happily-ever-after I can think of for them.
(I just noticed, there is a "plausible" in the above question... whoopsie. xD)
Ehm yeah... plausible would be... Basti gets divorced, marries Thorsten, has to put up with Thorsten sometimes calling him Victor (xDD), gets to see his kids on a regular basis, gets NOT shot down by some homophobistic asshole, grows old with Thorsten (or more watches Thorsten grow old and die before he follows <3).