THE EXPENDABLES 3

I SHALL ONLY USE CAPSLOCK TIL AUGUST, BE PREPARED

I MUST WARN YOU. THE TRAILER IS RATHER... SPOILER-Y? LIKE THERE ARE A LOT OF SCENES AND THESE FILMS BEING THE EPITOME OF FORMULAIC THAT'S KIND OF A PROBLEM.

DO I CARE THOUGH? NOOOOOOOOOO I DOOOOOOON'T.

GUYS I FUCKING CANT ANYMORE I AM SCREAMING, KICKING AND DYING AND I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHERE TO START REALLY.

BARNEY'S SOLUTION TO LOSING TEAM PUPPIES?? EVEN MOAR PUPPIES. ALL THE PUPPIES. HAVE YOU SEEN THE AMOUNT OF PUPPIES IN THIS MOVIE THIS IS LIKE 101 DALMATIANS. AND THEY ARE GETTING HURT AWWWWW OH GAWWWD. AND THEN BARNEY'S FORMER FRIEND COMING BACK FOR REVENGE IS THIS MOVIE JUST A PERSONAL KIWI-KINKFEST I THINK SO OH MY GOD YOU GUYS THIS IS THE BEST. HE IS BEING STUPID AGAIN AND LEE IS SO DONE WITH HIS SHIT AND DAMN IT LEE ARE YOU FLIRTING WITH WESLEY SNIPES YES GOOD YOU ARE ALL MY SHIPS ARE GETTING SCRAMBLED I LIKE IT AND OH MY GOD THAT INTRODUCTION FOR LUNA IS THE BEST THING EVER AKDJFAKJHDFAJDFH

*hyperventilates self into sugary oblivion*

HAVE I SHOWN YOU PEOPLE MY EXPENDABLES BELT BUCKLE I WILL DO SO TOMORROW AKSJDHKAJSHDKSJFHKSD